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It’s ''The Bells of St. Mary’s'' meets ''The Exorcist'' in this insane parody of Hollywood Christmas films. This is the story of St. Celestine’s annual holiday pageant, a ‘’possessed’’ fifteen-year-old girl, her long lost burlesque queen mother with a heart of gold, a singing priest with a past and a couple of nuns, who must deal with the devil within their convent school walls. Betrayal, lust and eggnog all come together in ''The Asphalt Christmas.'' ‘’The power of Christmas compels you!’’
It’s ''The Bells of St. Mary’s'' meets ''The Exorcist'' in this insane parody of Hollywood Christmas films. This is the story of St. Celestine’s annual holiday pageant, a ‘’possessed’’ fifteen-year-old girl, her long lost burlesque queen mother with a heart of gold, a singing priest with a past and a couple of nuns, who must deal with the devil within their convent school walls. Betrayal, lust and eggnog all come together in ''The Asphalt Christmas.'' ‘’The power of Christmas compels you!’’
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